Yeah, I'm listening to RENT. Damn Joey in getting me hooked, but I'm hoping to score the Roger on Tour (Kevin Spencer) as a future client so...
*sighs and throws a dart at Justin's picture* I would fire him, but he brings in soooooo much money.
So, I took a little vacation with the wife and son, and now I'm back and ready to deal with all of JT's whining-- kinda. How the hell did all of his friends ever make it onto my payroll? They don't do anything. They're about as useless as Jeniifer Love Hewitts singing career. She actually asked me to manage her. Yeah... no.
I gotta talk to Kelly and Joe about having a play date for Little Johnny and Briahna. I gotta catch up on all this stuff and Alicia needs to go do whatever.
Who the hell does Pharrell think he is? Acting like he owns me. Bitch please. Last time I checked, I was making more than him, and I was the one he worked for. Bitch better recognize. He ain't gotta play me like that, there ain't many brothers in this crew, we gotta stick together! And by the way, Pharry and Chad got SCREWED by not being nominated at the Grammies. Late news I know, but stil. That was theirs.
JC needs to cut his damn hair. I love him, he knows he's my favorite, but ehh... I can't market that. Carlos, Tony, Dallas, whoever the hell he is hanging out with lately needs to get his ass in check. He needs to be performing on TV to keep the fans at bay, and give them something to look forward to.
The MMCers are on the rise... scary, and weird, but whatever. You would think that there would be more making it but I guess they just haven't found me yet :)
You wanna know what pisses me off? These fans that keep complaining about ticket prices for JT/X-tina. Hello!! Two concerts for the price of one. Stop your damn bitching. They didn't complain for NSYNC's SMALL Celebrity Tour that was 115, but they will bitch about 72 dollars. Get off your asses and get a job and stop bitching. I get enough from Timberlake.
I'm glad Timberlake got his ass Punk'd. Dumbass. Like my accountants would actually screw something like that up! If he would stop smoking away his brain cells he might have been smart enough to figure that out. Fucker.
Chris was on Star Search last night. Yeah, I don't know why either.
Ugh, Leece just told me about Britney's nipple ring. How much mutation can one do to their breasts? I hope it goes off in every damn airport she's in. I should fire her. I don't know why I don't. Timberlake would stop bitching so much if I did. Never liked her from the get go but she too rakes in a bunch of money. Poor preteen suckers.
*looks over schedules*
Gotta talk to J and X about this whole tour thing. They're such divas.
"No, I won a grammy, he should open for me!"
"What? I'm not opening for a damn stripper. I sold more records than you have piercings."
And I'm pretty sure they made out after that. *shakes head* I'm getting to old for this.
Dale is going to be on a new sitcom. Wanda At Large debuts on ABC- March 26 and he's a co-star on it.
Tuesday, March 18 - 8:30pm - Turnstyle - BET - Justin
Friday, March 21 - 8:00pm - The Search for the Most Talented Kid in America - NBC - Lance
Tuesday, March 25 - 9:00pm - Celine in Las Vegas: Opening Night - Justin hosts
Saturday, April 12 - 8:00pm - NICK Kids' Choice Awards - 'Nsync nominated
Hmm... J and X are good for something. They sold out al floor seats at The Palace of Auburn Hills, Michigan in a little under 15 min, and the first balcony is almost sold out as well. And I can hear the ego's inflating....
I'm out for now. Gotta go feed the kid and all. Drop Me A Line